The Average Machine · Live on Zoom · Fri 20 Nov
You don't trust your AI. You're right.Your boss can tell it's AI.You came on the 17th. This is what we didn't cover.Your AI has a hidden fee. It's your hours.Your AI just gave away your fee.Different business. Same AI copy.Stop explaining your business to ChatGPT.Your AI needs a performance review.Your client has AI too.They decided it was AI.Your AI just promised something you don't offer.
The quote or WhatsApp reply you rewrite every time before it goes to a client.The email or post that sounds like everyone else's.The five quiet ways your AI lets you down, and five fixes.The quote or reply you rewrite every time before it goes to a client.One confident reply can promise a client something you never offered.Your clinic, your showroom and your agency all start to sound the same.Every new chat, it forgets your prices, your clients and how you talk.Accuracy. Judgement. Context. Voice. Customer. How would it score?They use it to negotiate and question your price. Does yours know your side?You replied in 3 minutes. Fast isn't the problem. Sounding like everyone is.A wrong price or a term you never offered, sent under your name.
In 90 minutes, find the five reasons your AI keeps getting your business wrong, and leave with the rules that stop it.
- The five quiet ways your AI gets your business wrong
- Your Never List, built live on your own business
- The Disagree Prompt for every price and offer you check
- Fri 20 Nov · 7 PM Dubai
- 90 minutes on Zoom
- AED 49, credited to Teach Your AI
For founders, professionals and teams in the UAE who use ChatGPT or Claude and still rewrite most of what it gives them.
This session has ended.
Work behind this session
- 25K → 200KInstagram, Haven Ark (then Havenspire)
- 1.7M+organic views, Go Rally
Same AI. Different context.
CustomerHi, can I get my first week free before I join?
AIOf course! Your first week is on us. Just drop in at any of our locations and we'll get you started.
FORGE45 DOESN'T OFFER THIS
CustomerHi, can I get my first week free before I join?
AIWe don't offer a trial at no cost, but you can try 7 days for AED 99, with 45‑minute coached sessions at any of our 3 locations. Join after, and the 99 comes off your first month.
Same AI. Same question. The difference is the rules. You build yours on Friday.
What you leave with.
- 1
Why AI writes everyone's message, and why your customers can tell.
- 2
Five quiet failures, and a fix for each one.
- 3
Your own number: the hours a week your repeat messages take.
- 4
Your Never List, built live on your own business.
- 5
The Disagree Prompt, for every offer and price you check with AI.
- 6
The Five Failures Field Guide to keep.
What people say
From people who attended an earlier session of mine.
“zero marketing background, I'm literally a wastewater engineer. still followed everything”
“worked with this guy for 3 years and still learnt something new lol”
“the part about talking to your customer hit hard. I've been explaining my work like I'm presenting to a jury”
“…the brand exercise was genuinely useful. we've been running the business for years and never wrote any of this down”
“attended after a full day at the showroom, was sure I'd sleep off. didn't”
Who it's for.
Yes
- You write quotes, replies, follow-ups, proposals or posts every week, and you use AI for some of it.
No
- You want a list of AI tools.
- You want AI news.
- You want someone to do it for you.
Deepak Harish
Quick context, because you should know who's teaching this. I'm Deepak. I started in front of cameras as a kid, studied chemical engineering, and fell into marketing through a friend's trading startup. Since then I've led creative, run social at Rigi, built Pop-Cult, lost clients, rebuilt in Dubai, and spent a ridiculous amount of time fixing marketing systems that should have worked the first time.
That's the perspective I'm teaching from. Not AI theory. Marketing work.
- Haven Ark25K to 200K Instagram
- Go Rally1.7M+ views
The Average Machine
Fri 20 Nov, 7 PM Dubai
AED 49 · Live on Zoom · Fri 20 Nov, 7 PM Dubai
Credited in full to Teach Your AI if you enrol.
Can't make it live? You still get the replay.
Before you register.
Is it live?
Yes, on Zoom, Fri 20 Nov at 7 PM Dubai.
What if I can't make it?
Message me before the session and I'll move your seat to the next batch. No refund for missing it, and you still get the replay.
Do I need to be technical?
No. Bring ChatGPT or Claude, whichever you use.
What does the AED 49 become?
If you join Teach Your AI, it comes off the price in full.
Is this a sales pitch?
The last 12 minutes are about the cohort. The rest is yours to keep.