Every quote, reply and follow-up you write by hand is work your AI could draft, if it knew your business. In three live evenings, you teach it. Then it drafts in your voice, and nothing goes out until you say so.
For founders, professionals and teams. Not just marketers.
Three live evenings · 7 to 9:30 PM Dubai · Zoom · Claude or ChatGPT
Three live evenings to teach your AI your business. Join the waitlist and you'll be the first to know when dates are set.
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Same models. Same prompts. Same answers. Your competitor's AI and yours write the same quote, the same reply, the same post. The only thing that can make yours different is what it knows. Right now, it knows nothing about you.
Context makes AI know the business. Your judgement tells it what to do with what it knows.
Generation is cheap. Judgement is expensive.
Each evening has build time on your own business. Nothing is a demo you watch and forget.
Night 1 · 7 to 9:30 PM Dubai
What you sell, what you charge, who buys and why, how you sound, and what it must never promise. Written once. Every chat after that starts knowing it.
Every rule you write is a mistake it won't make again.
The testOpen a fresh chat. Ask it about your offer. It should know what you sell, who it's for and what it must never invent. If it doesn't, the Brain isn't finished.
Join the waitlistNight 2 · 7 to 9:30 PM Dubai
Take one thing a customer actually said. Turn it into the quote, the WhatsApp reply, the follow-up and the post. Same voice in all four. No claim you can't back up.
The testTake one customer insight. Turn it into three or four pieces your business sends every week. They should all sound like the same business, and none of them should claim anything you can't back up.
Join the waitlistNight 3 · 7 to 9:30 PM Dubai
New enquiries get sorted: serious, browsing, not a fit. A reply is drafted for each. You read, approve, send. Nothing goes out without you.
Night 3 runs on n8n. You'll need an n8n account, and running it has a small AI usage cost.
The testDrop in a new enquiry. The system scores it and drafts the reply. Nothing sends until you approve it.
Join the waitlistThe lessons ledger feeds back into the 7-file Brand Brain.
Everyone builds the same three things. What goes into them is yours.
| You teach it | It drafts | It handles | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clinic | Treatments, prices, what patients worry about, what you never claim | Appointment reminders, aftercare messages, posts | New enquiry: urgent or routine, reply drafted |
| Shop or showroom | Collections, policies, occasions, how customers describe what they want | Festival campaigns, catalogue messages, follow-ups | Enquiry: serious buyer or browsing, reply drafted |
| Real estate | Each listing, price, terms, who buys | Listing messages, viewing follow-ups, answers to common questions | Enquiry: ready buyer or browsing, WhatsApp reply drafted |
| Studio or practice | Your approach, project types, fees, what clients misunderstand | Proposals, client updates, portfolio posts | Enquiry: real project or browsing, reply drafted |
| B2B supply and sales | Catalogue, pricing rules, client types | Quotes, follow-ups, outreach to new buyers | Request for a quote: priority, quote drafted |
| Courses and personal brands | Your offer, who buys it and why | Webinar invites, ad angles, posts, emails | Lead: qualified or not, follow-up drafted |
| Employee or team | Your role, stakeholders, standards | Reports, emails, meeting summaries | Inbox: what needs action, reply drafted |
If you write it every week, you can teach your AI to draft it.
You get the frameworks, templates, prompts, starter workflows and QA checks. I teach the method, show each step, and diagnose where yours breaks. You do the building, on your own business. You leave knowing how to run, test and improve it without someone rebuilding it for you.
01 / 07
Loaded into Claude or ChatGPT, so every chat starts knowing your business.
What your customers actually say, sorted into what to use and what to change.
Quotes, replies, follow-ups or posts from one insight, in your voice.
Connected to your Brand Brain. It sorts and drafts; you approve every message.
How you run it weekly, on a normal Tuesday.
Every correction becomes a rule the system keeps.
Rewatch any step. Receipts, not claims. It fits in a folder.
Yes, if
No, if
No customer reviews yet, or none you're authorised to use? We'll use the supplied sandbox data, and you rebuild on your business afterwards.
Coming as an employee? Use only AI tools your company allows and only information you're allowed to share. The sandbox data works for everything.
This is Cohort 1. So I can't show you alumni results. There are no alumni yet. What I can show you is the system, the real work it came from, the free live build before you buy, and the exact things you'll leave with. And because this is the first one, attend Night 1 first. Then decide whether I keep your money.
Quick context, because you should know who's teaching this. I'm Deepak. I started in front of cameras as a kid, studied chemical engineering, and fell into marketing through a friend's trading startup. Since then I've led creative, run social at Rigi, built Pop-Cult, lost clients, rebuilt in Dubai, and spent a ridiculous amount of time fixing marketing systems that should have worked the first time.
That's the perspective I'm teaching from. Not AI theory. Work that had to sell.
Each evening has build time. I answer questions, diagnose common problems and review selected work live. Everyone gets at least one chance to bring a build or a failure point to me for direct diagnosis. If you're stuck, I'll show you why and what to do next. You make the fix.
AED 1,500One payment · three evenings · no upsell inside
Cohort 1 is paused. Join the waitlist to hear first when dates are set.
Came to The Average Machine? Your AED 49 comes off. Use the code in your email.
Attend Night 1 live. Not for you? Full refund if you message me before Night 2. No reason required. Refunds are processed within 5 working days.
Everything you leave with
If all it did was stop you re-explaining your business to AI, would one payment cover it?
If all it did was draft your quotes and follow-ups in your voice?
If all it did was draft the reply to every enquiry?
I could have recorded a course for anyone. I chose three live evenings, capped at 25, so I can diagnose where your build breaks.
Yes. If you send quotes, replies, follow-ups, proposals or posts every week, this is for you. Marketing is one of the things you'll draft, not the whole course.
Yes. Build it on your role: your reports, emails and replies. Use only AI tools your company approves and only information you're allowed to share. If in doubt, use the sandbox data.
In the cohort, AI drafts your WhatsApp replies and you send them. A fully automatic WhatsApp bot needs the WhatsApp Business API, which is a separate paid setup and isn't part of these three evenings.
Yes. There's no code. On Night 3 you import a workflow that's already built and connect it, step by step on screen.
This isn't a course you watch. Each evening has build time on your own business, with live feedback. That's why there are 25 seats.
You build the Brand Brain, run it through the Message Studio and connect a starter enquiry workflow, on your own business. Keeping the files current is ongoing work. The Lessons Ledger is how you do it.
No. That's what Pop-Cult does. The cohort teaches you to build and run it yourself.
Either. Everything is shown so it works in both.
Your Brand Brain is written knowledge about your business. It moves with you to the next model. Tools change monthly. The loop doesn't.
Every session is recorded and shared the next day.
You build on your own business, with your own customers' words, so it's shaped to your industry by design. Clinics, shops, studios, suppliers and consultants all build the same three things; only what goes into them changes.
Attend Night 1 live. Not for you? Full refund if you message me before Night 2. No reason required. Refunds are processed within 5 working days.
You keep the recordings, templates, prompts and the written system. There is no upsell inside the three evenings.
No. The live session shows why AI gets your business wrong and gives you five fixes, one built live. The cohort builds all seven files from real customer evidence, then puts them to work drafting your messages and handling enquiries.
Three evenings. Your business. 25 seats.